Mate!

This conversation between myself and someone I’ve known for, oh a good 5 years.

X:
yeah i;ve been sick for the past 5 days
in bed

M:
you have?
5 days?

X:
food posining

M:
what the?
SHIT
where and what did you eat?
you know i tell you not to go to those shitty chinese takeways!

X:
i ate a raw prawn hehe

M:
YUCK
where?

X:
at home
mum was cleaning them
i ate one
never been sick before

M:
why?
YUCK

X:
well it was either that

M:
why didyou eat it raw?

X:
or i just became sick

M:
omg

X:
it was a small prawn
tiny

M:
*vomit*

X:
yeah well

M:
yeah no i get that
but why did you eat it?

X:
dunno
i used to eat them

M:
why?

X:
not alot

M:
no wait
why didyou used to eat them?

X:
ok lets skip to the next subject

M:
ok…

And you thought the World was a strange place. Turns out its just made up of lots of your “close friends”.

*pregnant pause*

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21 thoughts on “Mate!

  1. At least it was a linear conversation and you were talking about the same thing. I hate conversations where it turns out you were talking about two (or more) different things without realising it.

  2. that’s pretty gross, but hey, sushi’s raw fish too. why should raw prawns any yuckier than other raw fish? are you discriminating against prawns?

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