Mate!

This conversation between myself and someone I’ve known for, oh a good 5 years.

X:
yeah i;ve been sick for the past 5 days
in bed

M:
you have?
5 days?

X:
food posining

M:
what the?
SHIT
where and what did you eat?
you know i tell you not to go to those shitty chinese takeways!

X:
i ate a raw prawn hehe

M:
YUCK
where?

X:
at home
mum was cleaning them
i ate one
never been sick before

M:
why?
YUCK

X:
well it was either that

M:
why didyou eat it raw?

X:
or i just became sick

M:
omg

X:
it was a small prawn
tiny

M:
*vomit*

X:
yeah well

M:
yeah no i get that
but why did you eat it?

X:
dunno
i used to eat them

M:
why?

X:
not alot

M:
no wait
why didyou used to eat them?

X:
ok lets skip to the next subject

M:
ok…

And you thought the World was a strange place. Turns out its just made up of lots of your “close friends”.

*pregnant pause*