Faster than a Fly

A fly has like a bazillion eyes and is generally the most annoying and still the fastest pest to evade capture.

I am faster than a fly.

So long as they’re sitting waiting on food or bench-tops, I can take the fly swatter (most ingenious household invention) and swat them in the first go. This usually maims them enough to disable flight.

I then proceed to swat them again, OR grab them in a kleenex and dump them in the bin.

Ha! And people think Superman is fast.

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7 thoughts on “Faster than a Fly

  1. Salamaat,
    I am too much of a wuss to kill flies…the most i’d do is open the door/window and try to “shoo” them out. It never works…

    ah well.

  2. Its summer?! Where?! Its not even summer in my desert!

    First you made ten keen observations, then you were the Master Swatter, and now your ecological clock is all wonky! What’s wrong with you, Maryam? πŸ˜€ I’m seriously worried about you. Or are you just finding excuses to swat flies and blaming it on summer? πŸ™‚

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